Failure Is Always An Option.

The Best-case Scenario Is That The Glass Shatters In My Face! How Do You Think That Makes Me Feel?

Growing Up In New York, I Was Sort Of Shocked When I Realized That My Children Are Californians. They Are 14 Years Old, And I Explain To Them Frequently That They Will Never Realize The Glory Of A Snow Day. You Wake Up And The World Says, 'oops, It's Too Much Fun To Go To School, You've Got To Stay Home And Deal With The Snow!'

That Was Excellent! I Mean, It Didn't Do Anything, But It Looked Really Cool!

Am I About To Feel Really, Really Stupid?

I Reject Your Reality And Substitute My Own.