Failure Is A Resource That Can Be

There's Nothing More Dangerous Than A Resourceful Idiot.

The Cheesecake Factory Is A Great Business Model, But If You Take Your Wife There For Your 25th Wedding Anniversary, You Might Not Reach Your 26th.

As Long As There Are Annoying People In The World, I Won't Run Out Of Material.

I Wish I Were Dumber So I Could Be More Certain About My Opinions. It Looks Fun.

I Was Surprised To Learn That Doing Household Chores Qualifies As Romantic For Most Of You [women]. That's Exactly Why You Should Never Hire A Butler If You Strike It Rich - The Minute That Jeeves Starts Unloading The Dishwasher Without Being Asked, Your Wife Is Going To Start Humping His Leg.