Exercise? A Jew Doesn't Exercise.

My Beautiful Wife Is Dead. She Meant Everything To Me. Her Laughter, Her Tears And Her Joy Will Remain With Me The Rest Of My Life.

I've Come To The Conclusion That Athletes, When They Say They Miss The Crowd, Are Not Missing The Sound Of The Crowd. What They're Missing Is The Feeling Inside That Makes The Crowd Roar. It's Not The Roar Of The Crowd, It's The Silence Inside.

How Do I Stay So Healthy And Boyishly Handsome? It's Simple. I Drink The Blood Of Young Runaways.

Yeah, I Do Stand-up, My Own Type Of Stand-up.

I've Been Approached To Do Some Things With Astronauts And The Preparation That Astronauts Go Through.