Except In This Ignorant And Material Century,

Our Words Are Giants When They Do Us An Injury, And Dwarfs When They Do Us A Service.

Women Can Resist A Man's Love, A Man's Fame, A Man's Personal Appearance, And A Man's Money, But They Cannot Resist A Man's Tongue When He Knows How To Talk To Them.

The Books - The Generous Friends Who Met Me Without Suspicion - The Merciful Masters Who Never Used Me Ill!

My Business In Life Is To Eat, Drink, Sleep, And Die. Everything Else Is Superfluity And I Will Have None Of It.

I Have Always Maintained That The One Important Phenomenon Presented By Modern Society Is - The Enormous Prosperity Of Fools.