Exaggeration Is The Cheapest Form Of Humor.

It May Take Us A Little Longer To Reach The Summit, But Never Fear, We Will Get There!

I've Been Reading Ghost Stories Ever Since I Could Read. I'm Immensely Curious About Ghosts And Ufos And All That Stuff, But I'm A Very Hard-headed Person.

Children, I Feel, Are As Much Entitled To Privacy As Human Beings.

I Will Tell You A Little Secret About Archaeologists, Dear Reader. They All Pretend T Be Very High-minded. They Claim That Their Sole Aim In Excavation Is To Uncover The Mysteries Of The Past And Add To The Store Of Human Knowledge. They Lie. What They Really Want Is A Spectacular Discovery, So They Can Get Their Names In The Newspapers And Inspire Envy And Hatred In The Hearts Of Their Rivals.

Loving Someone Condemns You To A Lifetime Of Fear. You Become Painfully Conscious Of How Fragile People Are - Bundles Of Brittle Bones And Vulnerable Flesh, Breeding Grounds For Billions Of Deadly Germs And Horrible Diseases.