Evil Begins When You Begin To Treat

Let's See, Now... In Hogfather There Are A Number Of Stabbings, Someone's Killed By A Man Made Of Knives, Someone's Killed By The Dark, And Someone Just Been Killed By A Wardrobe. It's A Book About The Magic Of Childhood. You Can Tell.

He Helped The Librarian Up. There Was A Red Glow In The Ape's Eyes. It Had Tried To Steal His Books. This Was Probably The Best Proof Any Wizard Could Require That The Trolleys Were Brainless.

Cats Gravitate To Kitchens Like Rocks Gravitate To Gravity.

Susan Says, Don't Get Afraid, Get Angry.

Hat = Wizard, Wizard = Hat. Everything Else Is Frippery.