Everywhere's Been Where It Is Ever Since

It Is A Mistake Trying To Cheer Up Camels. You May As Well Drop Meringues Into A Black Hole.

I Staggered Into A Manchester Bar Late One Night On A Tour And The Waitress Said "you Look As If You Need A Screaming Orgasm". At The Time This Was The Last Thing On My Mind.

There Is Always Time For Another Last Minute

Did I Do Anything Last Night That Suggested I Was Sane?

Once You Gave A Thing A Name, You Gave It Life.