Everything That's Difficult You Should Be Able

I've Always Got The Road. Stand-up Makes You So Autonomous And Self-sufficient That It Really Helps With That Part Of Show Business.

You Know The Only Thing Happier Than A Three-legged Dog? A Four-legged Dog.

If You Can Survive Disappointment, Nothing Can Beat You

There's Nowhere I Won't Go. As Long As It's Horribly, Horribly True And/or Wrong.

We Have White People Problems In America. You Know What That Is? That's When Your Life Is Amazing, So You Just Make Stuff Up To Get Worried About.