Everything Is Funny, If You Can Laugh

I'd Give All The Wealth That Years Have Piled, The Slow Result Of Life's Decay, To Be Once More A Little Child For One Bright Summer Day.

That's The Reason They're Called Lessons, Because They Lesson From Day To Day.

Of All Things, I Do Like A Conspiracy! It's So Interesting!

Child Of The Pure, Unclouded Brow And Dreaming Eyes Of Wonder.

When The Sands Are All Dry, He Is Gay As A Lark, And Will Talk In Contemptuous Tones Of The Shark: But, When The Tide Rises And Sharks Are Around, His Voice Has A Timid And Tremulous Sound.