Everything In Life Is Unusual Until You

"it Must Be Inconvenient To Be Made Of Flesh," Said The Scarecrow Thoughtfully, "for You Must Sleep, And Eat And Drink. However, You Have Brains, And It Is Worth A Lot Of Bother To Be Able To Think Properly."

A Baby Has Brains, But It Doesn't Know Much. Experience Is The Only Thing That Brings Knowledge, And The Longer You Are On Earth The More Experience You Are Sure To Get.

When I Was Young I Longed To Write A Great Novel That Should Win Me Fame. Now That I Am Getting Old My First Book Is Written To Amuse Children.

It's So Kind Of You To Want To Visit Me In My Loneliness. - The Wicked Witch Of The West. Now I Know I Have A Heart, Because It's Breaking. - The Tin Woodsman Hearts Will Never Be Practical Until They Can Be Made Unbreakable.

An Eastern Contemporary, With A Grain Of Wisdom In Its Wit, Says That "when The Whites Win A Fight, It Is A Victory, And When The Indians Win It, It Is A Massacre."