Everything In High School Was Reversed. If

If You Know Where Your Spiritual Center Is, And You Neglect It, Peace Will Always Allude You.

If You Think That By Threatening Me You Can Get Me To Do What You Want... Well, That's Where You're Right. But - And I Am Only Saying This Because I Care - There's A Lot Of Decaffeinated Brands On The Market That Are Just As Tasty As The Real Thing.

It Sounds Corny To Say, But The Theater Is Sacred; Something Transcendent Can Occur, And When It Does, Everyone Grows. It's A True Communion.

I Don't Think Of My Life As A Cliche, But I'm A Cliche Eccentric. Complete With A Strange Name - I Mean, Who's Named Val? How Many Vals Do You Know? I Mean, Really?

It's Important To Be Yourself. What Art Does For Everyone, Helps You Understand Yourself And In A Distilled Way, Whether It's A Painting Or A Scene In Acting Or A Joke. It Distills Something About Everyday Life That Can Be Important To You.