Everything I Touched In The Kitchen Turned

My Favorite Thing About Being A Mom Is Just What A Better Person It Makes You On A Daily Basis.

I Think That Being Happy Makes The Biggest Impact On Your Physical Appearance.

Kissing - And I Mean Like, Yummy, Smacking Kissing - Is The Most Delicious, Most Beautiful And Passionate Thing That Two People Can Do, Bar None. Better Than Sex, Hands Down.

I Wanna Smoke Pot, But I Can't, Cause I'm Too Paranoid.

I Feel Like I Came Out Of The Womb And Was Punted - There You Go, Out In The World!