Everything Always Happens For A Reason.

That's Why We Seize The Moment Try To Freeze It And Own It, Squeeze It And Hold It.

See It's Easy As Cake, Simple As Whistling Dixie While I'm Waving The Pistol At Sixty Christians Against Me Go To War With The Mormons, Take A Bath With The Catholics In Holy Water, No Wonder They Tried To Hold Me Under Longer.

Piracy Doesn't Hurt An Artist Unless The Artist Puts Out A Bad Album.

You Know, I Don't Know If You Know This About Me Or Not, But I'm Kind Of A Big Deal.

Slim Shady Is Just The Evil Thoughts That Come Into My Head. Things I Shouldn't Be Thinking About. Not To Be Gimmicky, But People Should Be Able To Determine When I'm Serious And When I'm F... Around. That's Why A Lot Of My Songs Are Funny. I Got A Warped Sense Of Humor I Guess.