Everything Alters Me, But Nothing Changes Me.

Whatever Happens, My Audience Mustn't Know Whether I Am Spoofing Or Being Serious; And Likewise I Mustn't Know Either. I Am In A Constant Interrogation; When Does The Deep And Philosophically Valid Dali Begin, And Where Does The Looney And Preposterous Dali End?

Let My Enemies Devour Each Other.

The Desire To Survive And The Fear Of Death Are Artistic Sentiments

At The Age Of Six I Wanted To Be A Cook. At Seven I Wanted To Be Napoleon. And My Ambition Has Been Growing Steadily Ever Since.

Democratic Societies Are Unfit For The Publication Of Such Thunderous Revelations As I Am In The Habit Of Making.