Everyone Wears An Invisible Sign That Reads

Inflation Hasn't Ruined Everything. A Dime Can Still Be Used As A Screwdriver.

Be Brave. Even If You're Not Pretend To Be. No One Can Tell The Difference.

Choose Your Life's Mate Carefully. From This One Decision Will Come 90 Percent Of All Your Happiness Or Misery.

Remember, A Good Marriage Is Like A Campfire. Both Grow Cold If Left Unattended.

Don't Be Called Out On Strikes. Go Down Swinging.