Everyone Thought I Had Everything. I Had

My Father, Ronald Reagan, Held The Presidency In Such Honor And Reverence That He Was Never In The Oval Office Without A Coat And Tie. Bill Clinton Has Such Disrespect For The Presidency That He Was Often In The Oval Office Without His Pants. Behold The Leader Of 'the Most Ethical Administration In History'.

Dad Was The Only Adult Male I Ever Trusted.

I Knew If I Waited Long Enough, The Republican Party Would Rock.

I've Been Living A Lie All My Life.

My Adoption Was Treated As A Celebration.