Everyone Thinks Politics Will Just Go On

If Long Hitting Is The Thing That Causes The Spectators To Whistle Through Their Teeth In Wonderment, Why Not Play Tournaments Up And Down An Expansive Stadium?

Power Brings A Man Many Luxuries, But A Clean Pair Of Hands Is Seldom Among Them.

What Is Leadership, After All, But The Blind Choice Of One Route Over Another And The Confident Pretense That The Decision Was Based On Reason

My Greatest Regret As A Writer Is That I've Never Been Able To Include As Many Jokes As I'd Like.

A Book Unwritten Is A Delightful Universe Of Infinite Possibilities. Set Down One Word, However, And It Immediately Becomes Earthbound. Set Down One Sentence And It’s Halfway To Being Just Like Every Other Bloody Book That’s Ever Been Written.