Everyone Has His Day And Some Days

I Have Had A Number Of Threatening Letters Each Week, Some Telling Me The Actual Time And Method Of My Death, And I Don't Like It.

Courage Is Rightly Considered The Foremost Of The Virtues, For Upon It All Others Depend.

Well, Dinner Would Have Been Splendid... If The Wine Had Been As Cold As The Soup, The Beef As Rare As The Service, The Brandy As Old As The Fish, And The Maid As Willing As The Duchess.

Do You Know Why The Nose Of The Bull Dog Is Sloped Backwards? So It Can Keep On Breathing Without Ever Letting Go.

Victory Is The Beautiful, Bright-colored Flower. Transport Is The Stem Without Which It Could Never Have Blossomed.