Everyone Expects Me To Be 9 Feet

I Don't Think Because I Hang Out With Enough Black People, I'm Gonna Turn Black. What Kind Of Rationalization Is That? I'm Just Friends With People That I Like. I Don't Care What Skin Color You Are.

I'm The Ugly Sister. I'm The Fat One. I'm The Transvestite. I Have Had Those Mean Things Said About Me At Least Twice A Day For The Last Five Years. It's Horrible, You Know? But I Can Brush That Stuff Off.

But For A Man, It's Different. Like, Separation Can Take Years - It Can Take Years To Make Divorce Final. What Am I Supposed To Do During Those Years? I Think That's, You Know It's Not The *craziest* Thing, But It's Where A Lot Of Rumors Come From. It's Frustrating.

I Just Find It Funny What People Will Comment On, I Try To Not Pay That Much Attention To It, But The Crazy Part Is That If I'm Doing A Squat And I Have An Action Photo, They're Like, "oh Your Form Is Off!" And I'm Like, Are You Kidding? I'm Still At The Gym And You're Not!

You Know, I'm Allowed To F--king Date, I Haven't Seen This Guy In Three Years. We're In The Middle Of A Divorce. For A Woman, She Has To Wait. For A Man, Who Cares? That's What It's Painted As.