Everyone Carries Around His Own Monsters.

I Won't Talk About What It Was Like In Prison, Except To Say I'm Glad I'm Out And That I Plan Never To Go Back And To Pay My Taxes Every Day.

I Expected Dracula To Come Jumping Out Any Second. If He Did I'd Have Held Up A Cross, Cause He's Allergic To Bullshit.

You Don't Get To Be Old Bein' No Fool.

Hawaii Is The Best Form Of Comfort For Me. When I Die, I Want To Be Cremated, And I Want Half My Ashes Spread In The Pacific Around The Island, The Rest On The Property.

Two Things People Throughout History Have Had In Common Are Hatred And Humour. I Am Proud That I Have Been Able To Use Humour To Lessen People's Hatred.