Everybody's Vying For People's Attention In Terms

I Will Not Bond. I Will Not Share. I Refuse To Nurture.

Anybody Who's Done Standup Will Tell You That There's Nothing Like It. The Show Starts At 8:00, The Curtain Goes Up And There's Nobody Else Except You And The Audience, And You Just Perform For Them For Two Hours. Nobody Yells, 'cut!' There Are No Retakes. That Is Still The Most Exciting Medium For Me, And I Love It.

Not Eating Meat Is A Decision, Eating Meat Is An Instinct.

I Want You To Take Away The Hope Because That's The Thing That's Killing Me.

People Are Disappointed That You Aren't Exactly Who They Thought You Were, As Opposed To Somebody Who's Just Walking Around Trying To Get Some Laundry Done.