Everybody's Got Cable.

Democrats Are Dumb And Republicans Are Stupid, But The Difference Between Dumb And Stupid Is Dumb Isn't Funny. Dumb Is When You Say Something And The Whole Room Goes, 'what Did He Say?'

Everybody's Family Has Different Values.

I Like My Friends Because They Make Me Feel Normal, Even Though I'm Not.

It's 'six Degrees Of Kevin Bacon, Except There's Just One Degree, And Kevin Bacon Is Hitler. Can I Play? Let's See. Mother Teresa Had A Mustache. Hitler Had A Mustache. Mother Teresa Is Hitler!

I Was Broke Until I Was 40. Really Broke. I Could Get By, But I Had Nothing.