Everybody's Family Has Problems.

I'm A Terrible Procrastinator. When We Go To The Airport, If They're Not Literally Closing The Door Behind My Sweaty, Hyperventilating Body, I Feel I've Been There Too Long.

If A Woman Has One Cat, It Will Invariably Turn Into 20.

There's Something In Human Nature, The Trying-to-get-on-with-it Quality Of People, The Struggle To Maintain Or Keep The Show Going Can Be Exhausting. It Just Seems Like That Element Of Trying To Move Forward While Things Are Breaking Down... Obviously, It's Always Been The Backdrop For A Lot Of Great Literature And Great Cinematic Characters, But Aside From That, I'm Just Drawn To It Because That Feels Honest To Me.

In My Sophomore Year, A Kid Told Me That The Secret To Getting Women Is To Play Really, Really Hard To Get. I Followed His Advice, And I Didn't Have So Much As A Date That Year.

I Was Just A Quiet Kid, Really. I Wasn't The Class Clown At All.