Everybody Has To Be Somebody To Somebody

Being Right Half The Time Beats Being Half-right All The Time.

Are You Not Justified In Feeling Inferior, When You Seek To Cover It Up With Arrogance And Insolence?

The More Sympathy You Give, The Less You Need.

Venture Nothing, And Life Is Less Than It Should Be.

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