Everybody Has A Purpose.

I Believe Above The Storm The Smallest Prayer Will Still Be Heard.

Money Is Like The Tide: It Rolls In And It Rolls Out. If You Clutch It, You Are Not Going To Keep It.

I Do Have A Lot Of Gays In My Family Now, But Some Will Never Come Out.

I'm Old Enough And Cranky Enough Now That If Someone Tried To Tell Me What To Do, I'd Tell Them Where To Put It.

I Still Believe In Santa, The Easter Bunny, The Tooth Fairy And True Love. Don't Even Try To Tell Me Different.