Everybody Gets The Tattoo They Deserve.

I Drive An Electric Car.

I Always Dreamt Of Being A Basketball Player. A Dream That Only I Believed In.

I Don't Think Of Myself As A Tv Actor. I Think Of Myself As A Film, Television And Off-off-off-off Broadway Actor.

People Think Celebrities Don't Have To Worry About Human Things Like Sickness And Death And Rent. It's Like You've Traveled To This Land Of Celebrity, This Other Country. They Want You To Tell About What You Saw.

The Only Episode Which Was Completely My Idea Was For Mitch Pileggi, The Actor Who Portrays Skinner, The Assistant Director Of The Fbi. He Appears Often In The Series, But Only For A Few Scenes. You Know Virtually Nothing About Him. I Wanted Him To Have An Episode That Was His Alone, So I Wrote Avatar For Him. He Even Has A Scene That's Pretty . . . Hot [knowing Smile]. He Was Very Happy.