Everybody Acts Like I'm Nuts. I'm Not

My Derring-do Allows Me To Dance The Rigadoon Around You But By The Time I'm Close To You I Lose My Desideratum.

Everything That Happens With Me Gets Made Out To Be A Fiasco, But I Have Every Right To Do Everything I've Ever Done. I Stand By Everything I've Ever Said, Apologies Included.

I've Gone Through Stages Where I Hate My Body So Much That I Won't Even Wear Shorts And A Bra In My House Because If I Pass A Mirror, That's The End Of My Day.

You Know, I've Always Thought That It Would Be Really Funny If Somebody Made A Romantic Comedy Where Absolutely Everything Went Well From Beginning To End.

If You Want To See Me Cry, Just Come To A Photo Shoot.