Every Writer I Know Has Trouble Writing.

A Man's Head Is His Castle.

Hasn't It Ever Occurred To You That In Your Promiscuous Pursuit Of Women You Are Merely Trying To Assuage Your Subconscious Fears Of Sexual Impotence?" "yes, Sir, It Has." "then Why Do You Do It?" "to Assuage My Fears Of Sexual Impotence.

Some Men Are Born Mediocre, Some Men Achieve Mediocrity, And Some Men Have Mediocrity Thrust Upon Them. With Major Major It Had Been All Three. Even Among Men Lacking All Distinction He Inevitably Stood Out As A Man Lacking More Distinction Than All The Rest, And People Who Met Him Were Always Impressed By How Unimpressive He Was.

Insanity Is Contagious.

The Captain Was A Good Chess Player, And The Games Were Always Interesting. Yossarian Had Stopped Playing Chess With Him Because The Games Were So Interesting They Were Foolish.