Every Writer I Know Has Trouble Writing.

If God Was Dead, How Could I Feel This Bad?

The Smartest People In Washington Are The Political Reporters. They Write About Their Inferiors.

Erogenous Zones Are Either Everywhere Or Nowhere.

The Enemy," Retorted Yossarian With Weighted Precision, "is Anybody Who's Going To Get You Killed, No Matter Which Side He's On, And That Includes Colonel Cathcart. And Don't You Forget That, Because The Longer You Remember It, The Longer You Might Live.

Success And Failure Are Both Difficult To Endure. Along With Success Come Drugs, Divorce, Fornication, Bullying, Travel, Meditation, Medication, Depression, Neurosis And Suicide. With Failure Comes Failure.