Every Video I'm In, Every Magazine Cover,

I Feel That Flip-flops Are The Downfall Of Many Relationships. It's, Like, First It's The Flip-flops, And Then It's The Sweatpants...it's The Gateway Drug To No Sex.

I'm Half Living My Life Between Reality And Fantasy At All Times.

You May Never Reach That Glorious Moment Until You Die, So Live Life On The Edge Halfway Between Heaven And Hell...and Let's All Dance In The Middle In Purgatory.

I've Made It My Goal To Revolutionise Pop Music.

I've Had Grand Pianos That Are More Expensive Than, Like, A Year's Worth Of Rent.