Every Time I Think That I'm Getting

I Was Training To Be An Electrician. I Suppose I Got Wired The Wrong Way Round Somewhere Along The Line.

Talent Is Being Able To Sell What You're Feeling.

When I Was A Child, Ladies And Gentlemen, I Was A Dreamer. I Read Comic Books, And I Was The Hero Of The Comic Book. I Saw Movies, And I Was The Hero In The Movie. So Every Dream I Ever Dreamed, Has Come True A Hundred Times... I Learned Very Early In Life That "without A Song, The Day Would Never End; Without A Song, A Man Ain't Got A Friend; Without A Song, The Road Would Never Bend - Without A Song." So I Keep Singing A Song. Goodnight. Thank You.

Man, I Was Tame Compared To What They Do Now. Are You Kidding? I Didn't Do Anything But Just Jiggle.

The Greatest Voice Of All Time.