Every Story Has A Moral You Just

Abstract Qualities Begin With Capitals Alway: The True, The Good, The Beautiful- Those Are The Things That Pay!

You Won't Make Yourself A Bit Realer By Crying.

And If He Left Off Dreaming About You, Where Do You Suppose You'd Be?

I Said You Looked Like An Egg, Sir. And Some Eggs Are Very Pretty, You Know.

If Doubtful Whether To End With "yours Faithfully," Or "yours Truly," Or "yours Most Truly," &c. (there Are At Least A Dozen Varieties, Before You Reach "yours Affectionately"), Refer To Your Correspondent's Last Letter, And Make Your Winding-up At Least As Friendly As His: In Fact, Even If A Shade More Friendly, It Will Do No Harm!