Every Single Person Wants To Do It,

I Was Excited About The Dark Knight Until Heath Ledger Gave Away The Ending, Batman Always Wins.

If John Mccain Were Really A War Hero He Would've Won Vietnam.

I Don't Think It's That Bad, I Mean, I Love People Following Me Around And Helping Me Do Stuff.

When I Played The Shins, I Changed Someone's Life. When I Play Belle And Sebastian In A Pivotal Scene In My Next Movie...well, Let's Just Say I Made Sure I That I Can't Be Held Legally Responsible For All The Deaths People Will Suffer Out Of Shock Upon Hearing Them. They're A Terrific Band.

Well I Don't Like To Think Too Far Ahead Because It Scares Me A Little To Think Of What This World Will Come To After I'm Gone, But I Suppose Life Will Have To Go On, Right? At Least Everyone Will Still Be Able To Watch Reruns Of Scrubs.