Every Schoolmaster After The Age Of Forty-nine,

We Are All Inclined To Judge Ourselves By Our Ideals; Others, By Their Acts.

We Were Preparing Not Peace Only, But Eternal Peace. There Was About Us The Halo Of Some Divine Mission. We Must Be Alert, Stern, Righteous And Ascetic. For We Were Bent On Doing Great, Permanent And Noble Things.

Every Schoolmaster After The Age Of Forty-nine, Is Inclined To Flatulence Is Apt To Swallow Frequently And To Puff

The Irish Do Not Want Anyone To Wish Them Well; They Want Everyone To Wish Their Enemies Ill.

To Be A Good Diarist, One Must Have A Snouty, Sneaky Mind.