Every Pot Must Sit On Its Own

Every Pot Must Sit On Its Own Bottom.

The Handshake Of The Host Affects The Taste Of The Roast

Fart For Freedom, Fart For Liberty—and Fart Proudly.

Then Plough Deep While Sluggards Sleep, And You Shall Have Corn To Sell And To Keep.

Outside Independence Hall When The Constitutional Convention Of 1787 Ended, Mrs. Powel Of Philadelphia Asked Benjamin Franklin, "well, Doctor, What Have We Got, A Republic Or A Monarchy?" With No Hesitation Whatsoever, Franklin Responded, "a Republic, If You Can Keep It."