Every One Starts Out Being An Atheist.

Vegetarian: Indian Word For Lousy Hunter.

I Am Not Retiring. Writers Don't Retire. Writers Never Stop Writing.

Once You Pass Forty, A Dime Isn't Worth Bending Over To Pick Up If You Drop One.

I'm In A Position Of Feeling Secure Enough So That I Can Say What I Think Is Right And If So Many People Think It's Wrong That I Get Fired, Well, I've Got Enough To Eat.

I Try To Look Nice. I Comb My Hair, I Tie My Tie, I Put On A Jacket, But I Draw The Line When It Comes To Trimming My Eyebrows. You Work With What You Got.