Every Movie Is A Love Story.

As Long As I Have Enough Money For Makeup Artists, Everything Is Okay. I Feel Young And Very Free. But One Day, My Face Will Be Too Old For The Camera.

I Was A Brownie For A Day. My Mom Made Me Stop. She Didn't Want Me To Conform.

I Can Install Toilets. I Know All About The Wax Ring. I Can Tile Floors. I'm Learning How To Do Basic Wiring.

Usually Comedy Is Only Available To Us Ladies In The Romantic Comedy. That's Why I Hate Romantic Comedies.

The Acting Thing Is So Beyond My Control. Acting Isn't Mine. You're Like A Tiny Piece In This Big, Corporate Mechanism That Needs Chemistry And Divine Intervention.