Every Man Wants A Woman To Appeal

After Marriage, A Woman's Sight Becomes So Keen That She Can See Right Through Her Husband Without Looking At Him, And A Man's So Dull That He Can Look Right Through His Wife Without Seeing Her.

Love, The Quest; Marriage, The Conquest; Divorce, The Inquest.

There's So Much Saint In The Worst Of Them, And So Much Devil In The Best Of Them, That A Woman Who's Married To One Of Them, Has Nothing To Learn Of The Rest Of Them.

Falling In Love Consists Merely In Uncorking The Imagination And Bottling The Common Sense.

Love Is A Matter Of Give And Take -- Marriage, A Matter Of Misgive And Mistake.