Every Man Should Know Something Of Law;

A Witty Writer Is Like A Porcupine; His Quill Makes No Distinction Between Friend And Foe.

The Quickest Way To Take The Starch Out Of Someone Who Is Always Blaming Himself Is To Agree With Him.

Adversity Has The Same Effect On A Man That Severe Training Has On The Pugilist: It Reduces Him To His Fighting Weight.

Laughter Is The Sensation Of Feeling Good All Over And Showing It Principally In One Place.

Vanity Is A Strange Passion; Rather Than Be Out Of A Job It Will Brag Of Its Vices.