Every Man Over Forty Is A Scoundrel.

The Reasonable Man Will Adjust To The Demands Of His Environment. The Unreasonable Man Expects His Environment To Adjust To His Own Needs. Therefore, All Progress Depends Upon The Unreasonable Man.

Patriotism Is A Pernicious, Psychopathic Form Of Idiocy.

I Never Climbed Any Ladder: I Have Achieved Eminence By Sheer Gravitation.

Civilization Is A Disease Produced By The Practice Of Building Societies With Rotten Material.

A Little Learning Is A Dangerous Thing, But We Must Take That Risk Because A Little Is As Much As Our Biggest Heads Can Hold.