Every Man Over Forty Is A Scoundrel.

There Is Only One Religion, Though There Are A Hundred Versions Of It.

In The Arts Of Life Main Invents Nothing; But In The Arts Of Death He Outdoes Nature Herself, And Produces By Chemistry And Machinery All The Slaughter Of Plague, Pestilence And Famine. ... There Is Nothing In Man's Industrial Machinery But His Greed And Sloth: His Heart Is In His Weapons.

Modern Poverty Is Not The Poverty That Was Blest In The Sermon On The Mount.

Imitation Is Not Just The Sincerest Form Of Flattery - It's The Sincerest Form Of Learning.

No King On Earth Is As Safe In His Job As A Trade Union Official. There Is Only One Thing That Can Get Him Sacked; And That Is Drink. Not Even That, As Long As He Doesn't Actually Fall Down.