Every Man Must Get To Heaven His

Christianity - An Old Metaphysical Romance, Filled With Marvels, Contradictions, And Absurdity, Born In The Ardent Imagination Of Orientals, Has Spread Into Our Europe. Enthusiasts Have Purveyed It, Careerists Have Pretended To Accept It, Imbeciles Have Believed It.

Though I May Not Be A King In My Future Life, So Much The Better: I Shall Nevertheless Live An Active Life And, On Top Of It, Earn Less Ingratitude.

It Is The Fashion These Days To Make War, And Presumably It Will Last A While Yet.

It Is Disgusting To Note The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country In Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee. If Possible, This Must Be Prevented. My People Must Drink Beer.

It Is Disgusting To Notice The Increase In The Quantity Of Coffee Used By My Subjects, And The Amount Of Money That Goes Out Of The Country As A Consequence. Everybody Is Using Coffee; This Must Be Prevented. His Majesty Was Brought Up On Beer, And So Were Both His Ancestors And Officers. Many Battles Have Been Fought And Won By Soldiers Nourished On Beer, And The King Does Not Believe That Coffee-drinking Soldiers Can Be Relied Upon To Endure Hardships In Case Of Another War.