Every Man Is His Own Hell.

Looking For An Honest Politician Is Like Looking For An Ethical Burglar.

Balloonists Have An Unsurpassed View Of The Scenery, But There Is Always The Possibility That It May Collide With Them.

Time Is A Great Legalizer, Even In The Field Of Morals

A Man's Women Folk, Whatever Their Outward Show Of Respect For His Merit And Authority, Always Regard Him Secretly As An Ass, And With Something Akin To Pity.

Faith May Be Defined Briefly As An Illogical Belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable.