Every Kid's Dream Is To Be A

Nothing Would Make My Kids Happier Than To Do Another Movie.

Something Like 'without A Paddle' Does Really Well At The Box Office And I'm Like, 'oh, Here We Go.' In 'without A Paddle' I'm The Romantic Lead - Great! A Comedy And That's What America Wants. Then It Did Nothing For Me And I Went Into Kind-of A Work Abyss. I Just Didn't Get Another Shot.

You Become Funny For A Reason. I Became An Actor Because That's Who I Was, Nothing Else - It Was The Only Thing I Was Good At. You Become A Clown And You Make People Laugh Because A) It Protects You From Everything, And B) It's This Validating Force In Your Life. And When You're 12 And 13 Years Old, You Need Validation And You're Lost And You're Kind Of Floating And You Suffer From A Severe Learning Disability And You're Overweight And You Have Glasses... You Become Funny For A Reason.

Being An Actor, When You Sign Onto A Project - Whether It's Good, Bad, Or Indifferent - You Kind Of Fall In Love With It. You Fall In Love With The Experience, You Fall In Love With The Memories.

When You Go From Movie To Movie, It's Like Going From Family To Family. You Work With People For Really Intense Hours On Really Long Days And A Bond Happens. So Even When A Movie Is Terrible, You Love It.