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Something Like 'without A Paddle' Does Really Well At The Box Office And I'm Like, 'oh, Here We Go.' In 'without A Paddle' I'm The Romantic Lead - Great! A Comedy And That's What America Wants. Then It Did Nothing For Me And I Went Into Kind-of A Work Abyss. I Just Didn't Get Another Shot.

I Was Like, What The Hell Is My Life Coming To? I'm A Trained Actor! I've Done Shakespeare And Here I Am Having Farting Contests With An Imaginary Dog!

To Me, The Punk Rock Kids I Grew Up With Were Really, Really Smart, And To Me, Respecting Those Kids Was A Really Big Deal.

You May Not Have Faith In My Friend Fate, But My Friend Fate Has Faith In You.

Charlie Brown's Good. I Always Had A Little Crush On That Lucy. I Thought She Was Kind Of A Hot Little Brunette.