Every Improvement In Communication Makes The Bore

Men Will Confess To Treason, Murder, Arson, False Teeth, Or A Wig. How Many Of Them Will Own Up To A Lack Of Humor?

We Always Carry Out By Committee Anything In Which Any One Of Us Alone Would Be Too Reasonable To Persist.

Fill An Author With A Titanic Fame And You Do Not Make Him Titanic; You Often Merely Burst Him.

By Rights, Satire Is A Lonely And Introspective Occupation, For Nobody Can Describe A Fool To The Life Without Much Patient Self-inspection.

The New York Playgoer Is A Child Of Nature, And He Has An Honest And Wholesome Regard Of Whatever Is Atrocious In Art.