Every Homeless Puppy And Kitten Was Born

I Learned How To Draw From Being Bored In School. I Would Doodle On The Margins Of My Paper

I'd Been Doing Some Light-beer Commercials For Budweiser And Coors, And I Was Doing Stand-up Comedy. I Wanted To Get Into The Acting World, And My Agent Sent Me On Audition And They Liked It.

Every Homeless Puppy And Kitten Was Born To Parents Who Weren't Spayed Or Neutered. I'm Proud To Support Peta's Work To Prevent Animal Homelessness.

There's So Many Vegetarian Foods Now That Are Available At The Market . The Same With Drive-throughs. Now, A Lot Of Them Serve Veggie Burgers Just Like The Restaurants Are Doing. So, It's Really Very Easy.

When I Was Very Young, I Didn't Really Write My Own Material. I Just Memorized Other Peoples' Jokes. Established Comics, Like Stanley Myron Handelman And People Like That. And Then, For Every Comic, You Develop Your Own Style After A While.