Every Great Film Should Seem New Every

Film Theory Has Nothing To Do With Film.

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No Good Movie Is Too Long And No Bad Movie Is Short Enough.

I Know As A Critic I'm Required To Have A Well-armored Heart. I Must Be A Cynical Wise Guy To Show My Great Sophistication. No Pushover, Me.

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