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Russian Vodka Is Ok If You Need To Clean The Oven. For Drinking, It Must Henceforth Be Polish.

I Personally Believe That The Ipod Is A Frankly Corrosive Device Because It Encourages You To Surround Yourself With Your Favorites. The Whole Idea Of A Playlist Is To Surround Yourself With Your Favorite Things, And The Interesting Thing Is That When You Do That, They Cease To Be Your Favorites.

I Never Was Someone Who Was At Ease With Happiness.

I Grew Up With An Impatience With The Anti-scientific. So I'm A Bit Miffed With Our Current Love Affair With All Things Eastern. If I Sneeze On The Set, 40 People Hand Me Echinacea. But I'd No Sooner Take That Than Eat A Pencil. Maybe That's Why I Took Up Boxing. It's My Response To Men In White Pajamas Feeling Each Other's Chi.

I Think Classical Music Tuition Is, Well, Was When I Was A Child, Was An Abomination. I Think In Some Ways It Is One Of Life's Great Tragedies For Everybody Who Gives Up An Instrument.