Every Day And In Every Way, Baseball

Humans Treat Time As A Map And Always Know Where They Are Located On It And Respond With The Appropriate Emotion.

Television Was The Most Revolutionary Event Of The Century. Its Importance Was In A Class With The Discovery Of Gunpowder And The Invention Of The Printing Press, Which Changed The Human Condition For Centuries Afterward.

A Person Whose Job Is Deep Thinking About Atomic War Would No More Call A 'megadeath' A 'million Corpses' Than An Embalmer Would Refer To A 'loved One' As A 'stiff.'

The Best Advice I Can Give Anybody About Going Out Into The World Is This: Don't Do It. I Have Been Out There. It Is A Mess....

It's Good For The Soul To Hear Yourself As Others Hear You, And Next Time Maybe, Just Maybe, You Will Not Talk So Much, So Loudly, So Brilliantly, So Charmingly, So Utterly Shamelessly Foolishly.