Every Bowling Center Should Have A House

I Pestered The Hell Out Of Everybody I Ran Into Until I Could Play The Guitar Well Enough To Write And Sing With It.

Even Though Some Of The Films I've Made Haven't Been Particularly Commercial, I Don't Find Them Failures.

Life's Too Short To Drink Bad Wine Or Smoke Poor Cigars.

I Studied A Lot Of Foghorn Leghorn.

I Try To Parent Equally, But I Think Little Girls Are A Little More Sensitive.