Every Bowling Center Should Have A House

I Pestered The Hell Out Of Everybody I Ran Into Until I Could Play The Guitar Well Enough To Write And Sing With It.

People In The Business Will Stay With You Through Drugs And Alcohol And Divorces And Insanity And Everything Else, But You Have A Failure, Pal, And They Don't Want To Know Nothing About You!

Life's Too Short To Drink Bad Wine Or Smoke Poor Cigars.

I Was A Little, Skinny, Runt Kid, And I Decided That Bowling Was What I Was Going To Do In Life.

Every Bowling Center Should Have A House Pro.