Every Book Should Have A Romance.

Without A Yardstick Sometimes The High Points Can Be Taken For Granted.

Who Do Readers Expect To See When They Pick Up This Book? Who Has Won The Most Troubled Romantic Lead At The Bookworld Awards Seventy-seven Times In A Row? Me. All Me.

I Was On Hpd--heathcliff Protection Duty--in Wuthering Heights For Two Years, And Believe Me, The Procaths Tried Everything. I Personally Saved Him From Assassination Eight Times.

The Goliath Corporation Was To Altruism What Genghis Khan Was To Soft Furnishings.

Sometimes I Don't Know Whether I'm Thening Or Nowing.