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Why Did God Create Men? Because Vibrators Can't Mow The Lawn.

If You Have An Opinion And People Disagree With You, You Might Not Get A Job. You Might Be Blacklisted. You Might Have Fewer Followers On Instagram.

Sometimes You Just Have To Go And Make A Mess Of Things To Get People To Pay Attention.

When I'm Hungry, I Eat. When I'm Thirsty, I Drink. When I Feel Like Saying Something, I Say It.

I Became An Overachiever To Get Approval From The World.